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Would-Be Thief Impaled In Rectum

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by editorhoo, Nov 5, 2008.

  1. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    He better hope he gets sewn up good. Otherwise, the dudes in the pen are going to be excited because he'll be twice as fun as the other guys.
     
  2. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Always heard that guy was a real pain in the ...
     
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    "Hey buddy. What's up your ass?"
     
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    One in a million, Doc. One in a million.
     
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Holy moly.
     
  6. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    we must be slipping if we had to wait for the third post for this response.
     
  7. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    When I open up the story there's a message off to the right: Lively plugin required.

    Required, and delivered.
     
  8. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Last year in Toronto, there was a dude running from the cops who climbed a (relatively young) tree to hide. Well, he fell from the tree, and on his way down was ass-raped by the steel support holding up the tree.

     
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    I don't think the guys in prison will be overly excited by this guy once they discover how ringed out he is. It's another take on the "hot dog down a hallway" bit.
     
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    THANK YOU!

    I'll brave a search to prove I'm not insane ON THIS TOPIC.


    EDIT: I KNEW IT! http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/54822/

    Bad news: That means TWO people have done this. Jesus.
     
  11. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Kegel! Kegel!
    KEGEL!!!!
    ... and a sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" is penned.
     
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    How did i miss that?

    I suck. Oh, that's how.
     
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