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Worst Sports Lede Contest

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Mystery_Meat, Aug 31, 2006.

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  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    By Football_Bat
    Staff Writer
    PIXLEY — The Hooterville Pirates were hit with a Category 5 last night.

    Battered by a superior offense and drowned in a sea of mistakes, the Pirates submerged under a storm surge in a 55-6 loss to the Pixley Hurricanes.

    No blue tarpaulins or FEMA trailers were in sight as Pixley roared out to a 39-0 halftime lead. By the time the sky cleared and the floodwaters receded, the Pirates were left high and dry.

    "We never imagined the levees would breach," said Hooterville coach Michael Brown.
     
    Football_Bat, Sep 1, 2006
    #25
  2. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    A little over the page and this has the potential to be one of the greatest threads ever.

    Good work Jay.
     
    farmerjerome, Sep 1, 2006
    #26
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