Worst songs to have stuck in your head?

LOL, no effin' way.

 

That would truly be impressive. There are people crazy enough (and with good enough memory) to pull something like that off...I'm new here, so I wasn't sure how crazy your memory was

 

My memory's pretty good, but not THAT good!

 

I got my first real six string/ bought it at the five and dime.

Enjoy that, fuckers.

 

As soon as you enjoy this, fucker:

"We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry"

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

 

Played until my fingers bled...was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit, Joey got married
Should've known we'd never get far

Oh, to look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

 

I hope you die in a fire with Don Henley's scaly phallus still buried down your throat.

 

I've had these three songs stuck in my head at various points. They're quite embarassing. Instead of holding it in, I sing it to try to get them stuck in other peoples' heads:

1)

2)

3)

(I especially would say the first three words all the time)

Yes, I'm a 35-year-old straight male with three overly effeminate songs stuck in my head at various points. These are THE WORST SONGS to ever have stuck in my head.

 

I just snorted.

 

We'll be your neighbors in Hell, bitch!

 

Oh, I can go for days on this angle. To start ...