Worst songs to have stuck in your head?

The "A" note [/Schumann]

 

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?

The candyman?

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

 

This might be slightly off topic, but one of the reasons I rarely listen to classic rock stations is that they seem fixated on about two dozen songs, some of which were never all that great. Who the F$#%k needs to hear "Dream Weaver" for the 2,985,764th time????

 

Any Backstreet Boys or N'SYNC song.

My usual antidote is to start playing "Gold Dust Woman" from The Dance (especially when Stevie Nicks does her epic scream. That usually works for me.

 

Funny!

 

What is this "classic rock" radio you speak of? [/snobby iPod user]

 

That 99 Red Balloons song from the 80's. Just typing the name in makes it start rolling around in my head.

AA, there has to be a non-Little Man song that gets stuck in your head occasionally. Come on, give it up.

 

I'm convinced that Q107, the classic rock behemoth in Toronto, only has like four albums: Dark Side Of The Moon, Zep 4, Guess Who's Greatest Hits (Canadian content, don't ya know) and Boston's debut. Love those stoned assholes who call in during the request period: "I'd love to hear 'More Than A feeling'". Yeah, wait 10 minutes you fucking idiot. You'll hear it.

 

On the way to my "final exam" at SERE school, the last thing I heard before we got off the bus was, "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia."

I sang that shit for almost a week.

 

I often wish I didn't have such a head for song lyrics for this very reason.

My vote has to go to "Copacabana" by your friend and mine, Barry Manilow.

 

No Rush? In Toronto?

Back on topic, any silly hot song of the day. The ones that you know will be punchlines in 90 days.

 

Uh-oh ... when IJAG gets ahold of this one ...