Worst Reviewed Movies of All-Time

Harold Chaw, movie reviewer = Robert Christgau, record reviewer

Great link Alma.

 

Doc, dude that movie was awful. Valley of the Dolls was a classic. But Beyond, not so much. It was just on the other night and I forgot how awful it was.

What about Ishtar and Hudson Hawk? Or were those more after release slams?

 

Shark Attack 3 any body?

 

I love that one, but this is my all-time favorite, for laughs:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19981211/REVIEWS/812110301/1023

 

Vagina dentata? Classic.

I have to read more of this guy. Thanks, Alma.

 

I knew Battlefield Earth was going to blow donkey shit. Look at how they turned John Travolta into a freak show. That's all you need to know.

 

What about "She Devil" with Roseanne Barr? I remember it was on one of the HBO channels about a year ago, and I flipped past it. Three hours later (or it seemed), the damn thing was still on, and that's what I said.
"This [expletive] thing is still [expletive] on?"

 

Anyone mentioned Waterworld?

 

That was hilarious. Thank you.

 

Can we get some love for Cool As Ice?

 

Worse than "Waterworld" was "The Postman"

 

Parasite 3-D