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Worst Reviewed Movies of All-Time

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CentralIllinoisan, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. bostonbred

    bostonbred Guest

    Date Movie wasn't too bad and had a few funny moments. Epic Movie on the other hand...worst movie I've ever seen. The franchise has to be dead after such a steaming pile of shit like that.
  2. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    No Treasure of the Four Crowns? Or am I the only one who's seen it?
  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    How can that list not include Crossroads?
  4. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    I've seen all 100 AFI movies and not a one of these. Guess I have better taste than most people think.
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    You shut your fucking mouth when you're talking to me...
  6. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    This kind of talk reminds me of a scene from Halloween 2

    Janet: You don't have to swear Bud. Every other word out of your mouth is either hell or shit or damn.
    Bud: I'm sorry, I guess I just fuck up all the time.
  7. Alma

    Alma Well-Known Member

    Nobody - and I mean nobody - rips a movie quite like Walter Chaw of Film Freak Central. I assure you, you've never anything quite like this:


    After you've read it, you should know: He's married. Has kids.
  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    "Excrescent." May become my new favorite word. ;D
  9. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    That. Was. Tremendous.

    "Diane Keaton... cements her position as the most smug, insufferable, unwatchable persona in a long and tumescent line of such personae. She embodies the absolute worst of every single stereotype of the domineering mother: dotty, ditzy, Luddite, sexless/oversexed, cruel, racist, otherwise intolerant, and above all hysterical. Throw her psychotic mommy dearest from The Other Sister into the stew and it's hard to find a more stalwart movie monster in the last ten years than Keaton, who's gone from a charming neurotic to a cobwebbed, cell-phone-wielding vagina dentata."

    I love this guy! :D
  10. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    What about Glitter? :D It almost killed off Mariah...

    And was Master of Disguise the Mr. Bean movie?
  11. No, Master of Disguise was the horrible Dana Carvey movie.
    The only time I even smiled was when he went turtley to get into the Turtle Club. That part had a few moments ("Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?").
  12. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Oooh yeah. Thanks for the refresher.
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