Worst lyric?

ladies and gents, i present for your consideration ... muskrat love

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

 

"Why are you here? Because you're here, roll the bones."

Not a Rush hater, but that's awful.

 

I kind of like the Train opening lyric.

 

You would.

 

I will buy you a new car
Perfect, shiny and new

 

Don't worry, Zekey, my love for you will still be strong,
after your diss of summer has gone.

 

We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.

 

A new contender to the throne emerges

 

Shameful nobody has posted LFO stuff yet. The entire song is gibberish and garbage. I would bet real money that nobody can find something worse than this. I present "Summertime Girls"

Yeah, I like it when the girls stop by in the summer
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
When we met that summer...

New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer,
Since that summer

Hip-hop mama layed Spic & Span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird, jersey 33
When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me willy whistle cause I can't speak baby
Somethin' in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I cant forget you and it makes me mad
left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
McCaullay Culkin wasn't home alone
Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer
Cherry Pez, Coke, crush rock, stud boogie
Used to hate school, so I had to play hookie
Always been hip to the b-boy style
Known to act wild and make a girl smile
Love New Edition and the candy girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip-hop and rock & roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrobie and Fitch

New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
Id take her if I had one wish
But shes been gone since that summer, since that summer
In the summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip-hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
Boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpit
Think about that summer and I bug cause I miss it
Like The Color Purple, macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up, but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose
You came in the door I said it before
I think I'm over you, but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worthwhile and some are so-so
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worthwhile and some are so-so
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
Id take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer

 

that song was ranked 15th on the list of worst hip-hop lyrics ever, how they are hip-hop is beyond me. For your amusement I have posted the link to the rest of the list

http://rap.about.com/od/toppicks/a/WorstRapLyrics.htm

 

A quick tour of Teh Googles shows Toby Keith could probably retire this trophy.

To wit:

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
too much corruption and crime in the streets
It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down

Pointed lack of vocabulary, retarded sentimentality, forced rhymes and, just for kicks, some overt racism. That's a lot to pack into one stanza.

 

Gang Starr - Dwyck

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis