Worst lyric?

I was at a local pub a few moments ago. Someone played Train on the jukebox. They went for the kill.

Thought to myself, 'this might be the worst lyric of all time':

"She checks out Mozart while she does Tae-Bo, reminds me that theres time to grow, hey, hey-eh."

Man, those guys suck. But I'm pretty sure there are some worse rhymes out there?

 

Re: Worst lyric

My love my love my love my love
you love my lady lumps
my hump my hump my hump
my humps they got you..

Fergie's way, way, way worse.

 

Re: Worst lyric

'Til I was a Daddy, Too - Tracy Lawrence.

Maybe the worst song I've ever heard. Painfully brutal.

 

Winner, winner

 

Agreed. She makes me cringe. Still, I at least have to give her some, errr, a minuscule amount of artistic credit for that. I know I'm stretching, but there are a couple ways you could take those lyrics ... and she doesn't date herself with fad workouts.

She checks out Mozart while she does Tae-Bo ... It's so wrong on so many levels.

 

I got a 20 that says she wrote that song in her meth addicted days

 

Hmmmm. Change humps to bumps and you might be on to something.

 

I never thought of that, nicely done Boog

 

The fact that we are discussing the possibility of multiple interpretations of My Humps gives it something Train, as it pertains to the aforementioned lyric, will never have: a soul.

Then again, perhaps soul isn't the right word to use when talking about Fergie.

 

Well, in keeping with the thread I submit my worst lyric ever

From Grillz (Which ranks near the top of any list of worst hip-hop songs ever)

"Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham"

 

I'm endlessly annoyed by the commercial for the sleep number bed featuring some girl group I'm apparently supposed to have heard of, that could think of no better rhyme for the the last line of their chorus than "why can eagles fly?"

Any art form that can't do any better than making a reference to eagles flying automatically sucks.

 

Steve Miller just woke up sobbing and he doesn't know why.