Worst Job In The World

Notice the last graph in this AP story. It never occurred to me that it's someone's job to clean at the adult video store. This, of course, begs the question: How much could you get for a glob of ARod's sperm? And could you offset the cost of pumping it out of Derek Jeter's stomach?

PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.

Neighbors praised the woman for her bravery, and investigators said they believed the dead man -- Edward Dalton Haffey -- was burglarizing Kuhnhausen's home.

But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband -- Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. -- to kill her.

The 58-year-old husband was taken into custody Thursday and charged with conspiracy to commit murder and attempted murder. He was ordered held on $500,000 bail.

Haffey had worked as a custodian under Kuhnhausen at an adult video store, according an affidavit filed by the Multnomah County District Attorney's office.

 

I did a quick search and found a picture of the attacker.

 

Nice...

 

No no no. He MADE the mess.

He didn't have to clean it up.

 

Good thing Rod Stewart was around.

 

Damn, makes me wish I still lived there.

 

This far and no direct references to "jizzmopper"?

 

what's more disturbing? that the guy was a porn shop janitor? that he moonlighted as a hit man? that he was strangled by his intended target? that the target who killed him was a 51-year-old woman? that the husband was so incompetent that he hired a pathetic weakling who mops up sperm for a living to kill his wife.

 

Did they put his body in the cum dumpster?

 

Public rest room urinal cleaner.

Oh.

 

With all due respect to HM, I must disagree about the worst job. I was driving down a highway recently and saw a county transportation worker scraping a raccoon off the road. I mentioned it in my show the next day and someone called to tell me that was the guys whole job. Removing road kill. All day, every day.

Worst. Job. Ever.

 

Some guys like cleaning up dead animals.

I'm just saying . . .