Worst DVD you own

What's the most terrible movie in your collection?

I have two I'll fess up to: All I Want and Ash Wednesday.

I own Beaches, but that is a good movie, dammit!!!!!

 

Excellent question, easy answer: Fast and the Furious.

 

Star Wars Episode I

I got it as a gift from someone who apparently hadn't heard my rants about how it was the most disappointing and disgraceful film of all time...

 

I own that one too, but owning it isn't nearly as embarrassing as owning All I Want.

 

While it is nowhere near as good as III, IV and V, I think I is underrated.
Qui-Gon is pretty cool and Darth Maul is the coolest villain in the entire saga.
Even with the pod race and Jar-Jar, I think this movie is easily better than II and VI.

 

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things.


If anyone has seen it, you know owning it is really, really bad.

 

As far as I'm concerned, all three of the Star Wars prequels are shit. But the first one is by far the worst in the series. I remember seeing it in the theater and being as disappointed as I've ever been.

A New Hope and Empire are both masterpieces. Jedi is fluff. The prequels all blow.

When my kids are old enough to watch Star Wars, I will tell them the prequels never existed...

 

Jingle All the Way is Jake Lloyd's best film...

 

But without the prequels Weird Al would've never been able to give us his spoof on American Pie

 

If that's the most disappointed you've ever been, I envy you.

 

I meant in a movie...

 

My mother, for reasons I still don't understand, gave me "My Giant" one year for Christmas. I still have it, though I'm proud to say it's still in the plastic.

Not sure why I didn't return it, like I did when she tried to give me a Larry the Cable Guy DVD.