World's Dumbest Song...Ever

Here's an obscure, obscure choice: The Most Unwanted Song. Check out the details here: http://www.diacenter.org/km/musiccd.html

The crucial part is, "The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and “elevator” music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs."

It's hard to find this online, but if you REALLY have to hear it (getting through all 25 minutes is a total chore), sections of it can be found at https://segue.middlebury.edu/index.php?&site=amst0275a-s07&section=16239&action=site
Oh my God, nightmares. Nightmares.

 

Disco Duck, Rick Dees.

 

Rubber Ball, by the great Bobby Vee! "Like a rubber ball/I'll come bouncing back to you ... bouncy bouncy, bouncy bouncy ... eeee ... eee-eee"

"You Talk too Much" by Joe Jones. I think one of the lines is "You talk too much/you even worry my pet." That's how I always heard it, anyway.

 

Amen, brutha.

 

They're Coming To Take Me Away (Ha Ha)

 

This is the worst song ever recorded.

 

What about that Barbie Girl song?

 

I also have that downloaded.

 

Hey, BYH, what about Sister Christian?

 

That song's just creepy.

 

Achy Breaky Heart