World's Dumbest Song...Ever

I downloaded the Jordy song last year.

 

I was scanning around the radio today and caught this. It seems to be quite popular even though it suckity sucks...

 

I hate that song, yet it gets stuck in my head for days on end.

I also hate that the radio has changed "You've got me suicidal" to "You've got me in denial."

 

The version I heard was the "suicidal" one. I lasted long enough to hear "You've got me suicidal" about 239 times. I then deleted that station from my presets.

 

"The New Kids on the Block had a lot of hits, Chinese food makes me sick..."

 

When they find me dead from an epileptic seizure, just make sure they know this video was the cause.

Or this one.

Damn you all and your weebls. OK, mostly damn your weebls. But at least a little damnation for you all.

 

An internets phenomenon for reasons that defy any conceivable explaination.

 

captain and tenille's "muskrat love"

 

The Night Chicago Died -- Paper Lace
The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia -- Vicki Lawrence.

Two loooonnnnnnnnnnng nights.

 

i can't believe i liked that song when i was a kid. heard it not too long ago and the lyrics were hideous. i feel ashamed.

 

Glory be!