World's Dumbest Song...Ever

I tried to search for this, but I wouldn't even know where to begin. The title search turned up nothing, so I think I'm safe. Besides, I see no reason why a song as mindless as this would ever be discussed here.

You may have heard this. Apparently, it's gained some cult following. Nevertheless. It's worth a listen.

 

It's not real Check wikipedia

 

I laughed for all 3:11 of that, real or not.

But I don't think it holds a candle to this flaming pile of dog shit.

Seriously.

 

Wham's 'Careless Whisper,' very popular when I was a sophomore in high school.
But I find the chorus disturbing in a stupid and weird way:

I'm never gonna dance again.
My guilty feet have got no rhythm.

What the heck was George Michael doing with his feet that made them so guilty?

 

Brad Paisley's "Ticks."

 

There's a song from the '50s called "Rubber Ball," or something to that effect. I think that and "Leader of the Pack" are the two dumbest songs ever.

 

Killing kittens in public restrooms.

 

The Twisted Sister version, Doc?

 

No, the 1950s version.

 

"Rappin Duke"--Rappin Duke

A-ha
A-ha
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

 

Cotton Eyed Joe.

That is all.

 

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