Words of advice

Never trust a skinny cook.

 

Never trust a man whose ass is wider than his shoulders - Terry Funk.

I think he was referring to Mick Foley during one of their programs.

 

ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

 

They were those kind of days, mi amigo. By all means necessary to take rocketship rides to the furthest reaches of the universe.

 

So Xan, are you admitting that you took rocketship rides in that tight white assed outfit that you borrowed from Lionel Ritchie?

 

Keep your stick on the ice and your head up

 

I can't disclose the vision I had when I read this piece of advice JR ;D ;D ;D

 

If you're making out with a girl and feel the tell-tale clack of a tongue stud, you might as well be licking clean a glory hole.