Words of advice

Don't divert from the plan.

Go with your gut.

You probably think you just wrote/did/said something really hilarious, but you're lucky to find three other people who share your same sense of humor.

 

Don't pee on the Dude's rug.

Never ever say "I'll be right back."

There are only two rules for being on TV: Don't swear and don't whip it out.

When a problem comes along, you must whip it.

Love the one you're with.

 

The word of the day is "legs."

Spread the word.

 

Never pet a burning dog.

 

Don't eat yellow snow

 

Don't call what you're wearing an outfit.
Don't ever say your car is broke.
Don't sing with a fake British accent.
Don't act like your family's a joke.

Have fun, but stay clear of the needle.
Call home on your sister's birthday.
Don't tell 'em you're bigger than Jesus.
Don't give it away.

 

"The foundation of all mental illness is the unwillingness to experience legitimate suffering." -Carl Jung

"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell" -Simone Weil

"A woman, you see, is a creation that, study her as much as you will, she is always quite new." -Leo Tolstoy

"Like a feed bag." -attribition unknown

 

legs or laigs?

 

Ouch, Cougar. That hurt.

 

Be yourself

 

Always wipe front to back!

 

Be kind. Rewind.