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Wonton violence?

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Calvin Hobbes, Feb 18, 2012.

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  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

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    Boom_70, Feb 19, 2012
    #13
  2. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    General Tso deploys his mechanized armor.
     
    Azrael, Feb 19, 2012
    #14
  3. mediaguy

    mediaguy Well-Known Member

    Sorry, if the violence takes place at a Knicks home game, can't use this for the Jeremy Lin headline -- no MSG.
     
    mediaguy, Feb 19, 2012
    #15
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Sorry to say but General Tso was a chicken
     
    Boom_70, Feb 19, 2012
    #16
  5. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    Lin makes spinning move to basket, dunks: Stir fly

    Gets in first fight: Boxer rebellion

    Story on his turnovers: Chinese fire drill

    Fast break: Chop-chop, hurry-hurry

    Lin's playbook: One from Column A, two from Column B

    He'll miss a home game: Hold the MSG!

    His baskets will henceforth be known as dumplings.

    The orange ball: Pass the duck sauce!

    He is playing soy, soy well.

    Oh! He got hit right in the water chestnuts! Now he can barely wok! And he's gonna toss his fortune cookies!
     
    Frank_Ridgeway, Feb 19, 2012
    #17
  6. Don Perryman

    Don Perryman Member

    The guy who shot up his daughter's computer is going to end up with a grandson with a dog collar around his neck.
     
    Don Perryman, Feb 19, 2012
    #18
  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    No - he has Direct TV so he is safe
     
    Boom_70, Feb 19, 2012
    #19
  8. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    I prefer Egg Drop violence.
     
    hondo, Feb 19, 2012
    #20
  9. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    He cum drop 27 on the Celtics next time they meet.
     
    terrier, Feb 20, 2012
    #21
  10. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

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    jr/shotglass, Feb 20, 2012
    #22
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