Wonton violence?

From an AP story about the guy who videotaped himself shooting his teenaged daughter's laptop:

"She was simply venting to her friends and showing the world what a spoiled, self-centered and unappreciative child she was. Nothing even slightly unusual there for a teenager," he said. "For any parent to respond with wonton violence and destruction of property is unnecessary and clearly an overreaction."

I watched the video. I didn't notice any noodles or soup.

 

Dood, stop bein such a souless nitpikker. Righters neeta be abel to espresso them selfs. [/crossthread]

 

Was thinking of that exact thread when I found that little gem.

 

Scrolling down the page I thought the thread title read Wombat violence.

Very disappointed to find out I misread that.

 

What is the New York Post's headline when Jeremy Lin gets involved in his first fight?

 

I once threw an egg roll in anger.

 

I once saw an egg roll.

 

This whole thread has been a pot snicker.

 

If you allow your computer to accept fortune cookies.

 

You engage in wonton violence, and not long after, you have a desire for more.

 

It's like getting hit with a wet noodle.