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Wonton violence?

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Calvin Hobbes, Feb 18, 2012.

  1. Calvin Hobbes

    Calvin Hobbes Member

    From an AP story about the guy who videotaped himself shooting his teenaged daughter's laptop:

    "She was simply venting to her friends and showing the world what a spoiled, self-centered and unappreciative child she was. Nothing even slightly unusual there for a teenager," he said. "For any parent to respond with wonton violence and destruction of property is unnecessary and clearly an overreaction."

    I watched the video. I didn't notice any noodles or soup.
  2. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Dood, stop bein such a souless nitpikker. Righters neeta be abel to espresso them selfs. [/crossthread]
  3. Calvin Hobbes

    Calvin Hobbes Member

    Was thinking of that exact thread when I found that little gem.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Scrolling down the page I thought the thread title read Wombat violence.

    Very disappointed to find out I misread that.
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    What is the New York Post's headline when Jeremy Lin gets involved in his first fight?
  6. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    I once threw an egg roll in anger.
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I once saw an egg roll.
  8. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    This whole thread has been a pot snicker.
  9. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    If you allow your computer to accept fortune cookies.
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You engage in wonton violence, and not long after, you have a desire for more.
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    It's like getting hit with a wet noodle.
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

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