Woman sat on toilet for 2 years

That's what I said...how did she sleep?

 

This takes the concept of "enabling" to new depths. He brought her food?

 

This may be the stupidest person/couple alive.

 

Glad you can recognize your own.

 

She must be a dedicated newspaper reader. No mention of a laptop in the can.

 

Takes a long time to read a GIGANTIC book:

 

Spitzer is still the best john story of the week.

 

Did Mr. Whipple ask her not to squeeze the Charmin?

 

That's awful shitty of her to hog the fuckin' bathroom for two years.

 

If your significant other were sitting on the bathroom, how long until you kicked them out.

I'd say after about 20 minutes I get suspicious. After about an hour I go in.

After about two I use force.

 

Had I visited and noticed this chick on the can, I would have shit my pants.

 

Kaz Matsui feels her pain.