"Woman jailed for testicle attack"

I'd give my left nut to avoid being in this situation.

 

T'was a young man from Mersey
Whose balls hung outside of his jersey
She wanted his totem
But instead grabbed his scrotum

and I can't think of a friggin rhyme.

 

And he screamed, "I'm Jerome Kersey!"

 

The only way I'd ever, ever, EVER consider physically assaulting a woman is if she went after the gonads with malice and aforethought first. But then again, if she ripped half my baggage off my body, I'm not assaulting anything at that point.

As Austin Powers said, "A shot to the pills just isn't cricket." Or something like that

 

Bet he wishes he had a detachable penis.

 

I guess he saw her "O" face.

 

I'm guessing Geoffy got a bit testy. What kind of psycho do you have to be to even think to do something like that?

 

Very useful first post. Now I understand why I couldn't delete my lame-ass thread that didn't garner a single response.

Is that non-deletion edict called the Boom rule?

 

There is a striking resemblance between the ball grabber:



And Amy Fisher, the Long Island Lolita:

 

I guess that's one way to get a tea bag.

 

LOL. Well played.