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Woman injured by tombstone during "extracurricular activites"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by EStreetJoe, Jun 2, 2011.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member


  2. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    :D :D :D
  3. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    This was good, but my crazy eyes initially saw trombone, which did make it a little disappointing.
  4. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

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  5. GoochMan

    GoochMan Active Member

    Who fucks in a cemetery? Besides necrophiliacs?
  6. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    I wonder how well she got along with this relative when the relative was alive to want to f**k on the relatives grave, it gives new meaning to f**king over someone.
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Who do you want on your Tombstone?
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Only in Hamilton.
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Do we know for sure that Xan wasn't the guy in question?
  10. Diego Marquez

    Diego Marquez Member

    Did she have the ambulance stop at the Quick Chek on the corner for a pack of smokes?
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member


    "Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die? ... Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive. ... First, they would tear off my clothes ..."

    "Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again!"

    There are NSFW photos that would go much better with this, but that would definitely get me into D_B territory for inappropriateness.
  12. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    injured while giving rusty trombone in graveyard would be quite a headline.
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