Woman. Dog. Videotape. Another Dog. Child Porn.

This passage was particularly disturbing....

Florida is one of only 16 states that still permit bestiality – a fact that animal-rights activist and Sunrise Sen. Nan Rich learned to her horror when a Panhandle man three years ago was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat with which he was copulating. . . But the Mossy Head man suspected of assaulting Meg the Goat was never charged, because law enforcement officials could never link him to the crime scene. The suspect was arrested in a separate goat-abducting months later, said Walton County Assistant State Attorney Walter Parker.

 

Yeah, uh, of all the particularly disturbing passages, nothing tops:

 

thanks for pulling that one out for us ... dog.

 

This woman, who I think might be Large Marge, clearly misinterpreted the whole "hot dog down a hallway" thing.

 

I love these threads, if for nothing else but the barrage of one-liners, everyone trying to top one another.

Nice work y'all.

 

Speaking of topping one another, how do you think the dogs decided who was going first, or who was gonna go where?

 

i just assumed they tag-teamed her.

 

Two dogs and a cup anyone?

 

Here is the real version of how this story got out.



I mean, if you can't brag about your conquests while playing poker with your buddies, then the terrorists have already won.

 

The poor dog who got sloppy seconds.

 

Holy hell, that was funny.