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Woman cuffed over brown lawn?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Re: Women cuffed over brown lawn?


    I don't blame them. She said she was a natural blonde.
     
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Re: Women cuffed over brown lawn?


    Boooooo!
     
  3. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Re: Women cuffed over brown lawn?

    I just wet myself.

    Scares = water.
     
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Re: Women cuffed over brown lawn?


    I was booing Pastor. But be a good neighbor and shake your leg over that woman's lawn, will ya?
     
  5. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    They should have tasered her.
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    No, no, no. Look at the circumstances and consider the appropriate use of force. This is a 70-year-old woman with a dry lawn.

    If they had tasered her, the dry lawn could have burst into flames.

    Think, man!
     
  7. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    heck, she might have burst into flames.
     
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    which also would have ignited the lawn. and i'm sure there is a city ordinance against that as well.
     
  9. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    I've come to the conclusion that old ladies should be kept hydrated at all times.

    In fact, if Hillary wins, I want her to legislate some manditory hydration for women of all ages.
     
  10. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    She was also chaged with "failing to maintain her landscaping", wahtever the hell that means.

    There are more and more people eschewing the "perfectly manicured" front lawn in favour of "natural gardens". Unfortunately, one person's "natural garden" is another person's collection of weeds.

    But more and more municipalities (like Toronto) are banning the use of pesticides. About time.
     
  11. JackyJackBN

    JackyJackBN Guest

    JR, just be glad that this thread is not about tending the lower forty, and that pictures are few and far between.
     
  12. zimbabwe

    zimbabwe Active Member

    Given her age, she has no excuse not to wipe front to back.
     
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