Woman charged with using baby as weapon

"EVERYBODY STAND BACK! YOU DON'T WANT THIS THING TO GO OFF!"
Humor aside, what a(nother) f-ing scary story about folks who should have been sterilized at 16.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/09/baby.weapon.ap/index.html

 

Jeebus! This is highly disturbing. Some people should be sterilized at 14, and they have other kids. My God!

 

The second most disturbing part of the story was the line: "four other children were removed from the home."

 

If you think this is bad, just wait until you see the woman's mugshot. She's got one eye swollen shut. I saw it when glancing through Your AP for photos -- our server was done this afternoon, so I needed to get some photos that way. And when I saw the slug "BABY AS WEAPON" next to the mug, I just had to click on it.

 

I started to make a flip response to this but, geez, this is so depressing.

 

Chytoria??? What the fuck kind of name is that? How do you even pronounce that?

 

More proof that naming your kids badly leads directly to them becoming axe murderers.

All joking aside, this is one sick woman.

 

Innovative. :

I wondered that myself. I immediately thought of clitoris. Or the clap. Either way, not a good name to go through life with.

 

when i read this story online yesterday i was just stunned. i think if i was in a fight of all the things that would occur to me, picking up the nearby baby and swinging it as a weapon would be at the bottom of the list. i mean i literally just wouldn't think of it as an option.