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Woman blows a .50 on breathalyzer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jun 22, 2007.

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  1. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Hey! She works just as hard as the basketball team! And she dribbles, too!
     
    Del_B_Vista, Jun 23, 2007
    #25
  2. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    So to reach the hallowed .50, what do you need to drink?

    You cannot do that with beer. No way.

    I'm guessing just pulling straight off the bottle.

    She could have been spending time with this lovely lady...

    http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html

    Maybe she puked and went back for more?

    What did the ump tell Williams? To hit .400 you gotta be loose? Maybe that is the key to drink a .50 - you gotta be loose.
     
    93Devil, Jun 23, 2007
    #26
  3. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Yeah, me too. Bon Scott would even bow down in front of this woman.

    Oh yeah, and Knotts kicks Disney's ass.
     
    Huggy, Jun 23, 2007
    #27
  4. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    come on dude. can anyone really kick bon scott's ass in this department?
     
    Tom Petty, Jun 23, 2007
    #28
  5. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Fair point, he was on that highway to hell.
     
    Huggy, Jun 23, 2007
    #29
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    he didn't oppose a dirty deed every now and again, either.
     
    Tom Petty, Jun 23, 2007
    #30
  7. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    It would take some mighty big balls to top the late, great Mr. Scott.
     
    PhilaYank36, Jun 23, 2007
    #31
  8. silvershadow1981

    silvershadow1981 Member

    I've never had a drink in my life, I'd probably be shit-faced at .05, but this chick registered a .50? DAMN.
     
    silvershadow1981, Jun 23, 2007
    #32
  9. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    I know everyone's having their giggles . . .

    . . . but these people are more of a menace than the 40-year-old track coach that has everybody running for the boiling pot of oil to throw him in.

    Off soapbox. Continue drunk humor.
     
    BTExpress, Jun 23, 2007
    #33
  10. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Know what I used to call .50?
    Breakfast.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Fenian_Bastard, Jun 23, 2007
    #34
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Bon Scott's last thought: "No way the band has any type of success without me."
     
    BYH, Jun 23, 2007
    #35
  12. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    I'm guessing she's a Buena Bulldog, from Ventura.

    . . . as OTD and Xan play "Know your CIF Southern Section Schools!"
     
    OTD, Jun 23, 2007
    #36
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