Woman blows a .50 on breathalyzer

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_blood_alcohol_record

Now this is impressive. Any time you can break .30, it's like throwing a perfect game. This would be like hitting seven home runs in one game.

 

Re: Woman blows a .50 on breathayzer

Not nearly as good as the 100-pound woman who ate 3 Big Ed's in an hour at Green Burrito, but a nice feat.

 

Suck on that, John Bonham.

 

Maybe the best part was the fact she pleaded not guilty to DUI. I'd think a lot of people would embrace this sort of thing.

 

That part made me giggle, too. Maybe she thinks she can make the argument that no one can blow a .50 and live.

 

Hopefully, she's a nice girl when inebriated.

 

What worse? It wasn't a breathalyzer. She took a blood test.
So, that means, she could have been over .5

 

My favorite thing about this story is that she "tied a state record." Like she scored 75 points in a basketball game or something.

 

[bllue] A record is a record. Her family must be so proud![/blue]

 

How in the bloody fuck is this woman still alive, let alone still have enough brain function to plead NOT guilty? DAMN.

 

Or the 100-pound girl who was the only one to eat that big ass burger in three hours:



Now that's a girl that's made of win and grease.

 

I think that cutie pie is wearing a Buena Park football shirt, Buena Park being home to Knott's Berry Farm, right up there with Disneyland and Magic Mountain for terrific amusement parks in L.A.

That burger looks tasty. I'd need an hour to devour it.