Woman auctioning her "virginity"?

Wow. That second photo is the kind of thing they find on the wall of a serial killer's bedroom.

 

It's magnets, so probably not so much on the wall.

I mean, what?

 

No way that chick is a virgin. She's probably been double-stuffed.

 

I wonder if she signed a pledge... THAT would certainly authenticate the fact that she was a virgin

 

I saw the photos, the way she's dressed, the way she's posed, the ad she ran. I don't usually say this, but it's almost like she's asking for it.

 

She looks like a pro.

 

A certificate of authenticity would certainly make the investment more worthwhile. Does PSA do this kind of work?

 

PSA rated her an 8, noting a crease down the middle...

 

You just know that three or four years after the rich dude plows this chick's driveway, some geeky kid is going to come out and say he warmed himself in her Igloo before she sold it.

I just hope that the rich guy then takes her to court. That'll be the trial of the century.

 

Nice use of euphemisms.

 

Thanks. I try.

 

Solid.