Woman auctioning her "virginity"?

That's tremendous.

 

And the bubble wrap? Packing excelsior?

 

I have that magnet, though I wish it were pink. If I hadn't left my cell phone down in my car, I'd post the pic of my actual magnet.

And any popping remains popped, JD.

 

I thought the girl who told me that a little while back was being creative and original. I am so disappointed.

 

I believe for $3.7 million, you could get two chicks at the same time. [/lawrence]

 

Here's to the lady who wears red shoes,
Smokes all my dope and drinks all my booze.
She ain't no virgin, but that ain't no sin,
She's still got the box the cherry came in.

Slainte!

 

Do we have any proof that this girl is actually a virgin?

 

Imagine how much her anal virginity will go for?

 

Oh, she lost that four years ago.

 

And I still miss her.

*sniff*

 

Here's my actual magnet:



And here's what's right above it, my favorite purchase of the past year:




Helps release some stress. And it means I don't have to drop f-bombs as much on here.