Wolverines!

It is also the name of the local sports collective.

 

Has anyone ever seen a real one in the wild?

 

Yes, but for some reason they all seem to roll over and play dead the weekend before Thanksgiving and right around the first of January.

 

The problem is they aren't native to Pasadena. You can't introduce them to a foreign environment.

 

The modern smart Russian general would look at our 400,000,000 private guns, the people looking through their sights ... and hang a U-ey somewhere around Kamchatka.

 

Oh no. It exists... it's that flaccid penile lookin thing that hangs right over Japan...

 

Kamchatka is a peninsula in Siberia.
Ural is a bunch of mountains.
The RISK board was put together by people whose descendants later invented MapQuest.

 

It's a real place, near Yakutsk and Irkutsk.

 

It's a kutsk above.

 

RISK rules.

Swayze spits the bit. (Damn, I thought this was a director's cut and he nuts up and blows Traitor No. 2 away.)