Wizard of Oz Redux by SJ.com ... for IJAG

I, too, have never seen The Wizard of Oz. I have, however, seen The Wiz numerous times.

 

They look around the crowd, atthe sea of green and white.

 

Times being what they were, I accepted the job.

 

Lubed! They were lubed!

Geez. Actors.

 

The Wizard of Oz was a psychological thriller with drug references and sexual innuendo.

Dorothy gets knocked out during a tornado and conveniently falls onto a bed and has a dream in which she:
- twice murders the woman who wants to take Toto away (once with a house, once with a bucket of water)
- meets the three farmhands she has the hots for, but one doesn't have the brains, one doesn't have the heart and the other doesn't have the courage to "take her home"
- finally she meets a kindly old man who will "take her home" but he leaves without her.
- then the stoned out "good" person tells her all she can take herself home, clicking her heels together.

 

The Yellow Brick Road is the setting for a hellacious car chase, with Dorothy leaning out the window blasting twin Glocks at the Wicked Witch on a Harley.

 

and, she went to school at the home of the blue bird of cocksuckery. coincidence, i think not.

 

Well, IJAG's itch du jour for a hit of mescaline has been taken care of nicely with this thread, I would think ...

 

I don't even know what mescaline is.

 

What about the part where Dorothy and Glenda the Good Witch make out?

 

they don't call her the Good Witch for nothing....