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Witness to a Crime

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by scribeinwiscy, Feb 13, 2007.

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  1. scribeinwiscy

    scribeinwiscy Member

    In fact, a black suit and hat he did have.

    Spnited, I wish I could be you, I guess.
     
    scribeinwiscy, Feb 13, 2007
    #13
  2. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    I go jogging a lot, so I find a lot of dead bodies. And hear a lot of "dun-dun" Law & Order opening notes.
     
    DisembodiedOwlHead, Feb 13, 2007
    #14
  3. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Sure, cran. You've seen the Yiddish Acidic Amish in NYC dressed like that, haven't you.
     
    spnited, Feb 13, 2007
    #15
  4. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    you know what you should do? alert the media. better yet, next time, put it on your blog as it's happening.
     
    leo1, Feb 13, 2007
    #16
  5. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    Wasn't this part of the last episode of Seinfeld?
     
    Smasher_Sloan, Feb 13, 2007
    #17
  6. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    I've heard of "acidic" jews and now I'm wondering if there are any alkaline jews?
     
    old_tony, Feb 13, 2007
    #18
  7. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Would Don Rickles be an acidic Jew?
     
    spnited, Feb 13, 2007
    #19
  8. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Jackie Mason?
     
    old_tony, Feb 13, 2007
    #20
  9. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Definitely
     
    spnited, Feb 13, 2007
    #21
  10. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    WAIT!

    Why is old_tony NOT talking politics or global warming???

    ???
     
    Norman Stansfield, Feb 13, 2007
    #22
  11. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    I'm a well-rounded individual. Unfortunately, that's also a physical description. :D
     
    old_tony, Feb 13, 2007
    #23
  12. Lamar Mundane

    Lamar Mundane Member

    I was on the top floor of Mall of America passing by one of the sporting goods shops when I saw a would-be theif wrecked as he crossed the store's threshhold.

    It was amazing. This skinny dude was squirming and yelling while two store workers did their best Bret Hart on him.

    I just stood and laughed. If I was quicker I would have pointed, given a Simpson's "AhHAA!" and shouted "You got caught STEALING, dummy."
     
    Lamar Mundane, Feb 13, 2007
    #24
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