With apologies to Tom Petty ...

It's OK. She doesn't like it much when I sing either ...

 

the original post was good stuff. even better when i learned it was true.

 

If only you had told the kid that you dont...have...to live like a refugee.

(Don't have to live like a refugee!)

 

Harsh. Very harsh.

I'm surprised TP didn't respond to young WB by saying something along the lines of 'Don't Do Me Like That' or 'Don't Come Around Here No More'. Or maybe 'You Wreck Me'. Young WB, The Damage You've Done.

And why didn't parent WB chastise the young-un and tell her 'You're So Bad' and "You're Gonna Get It' Inform her that any more statements of that ilk and she'll be Out In The Cold.

Is she an American Girl? I Need To Know. Because it's hard to see an American Girl not liking TP. Maybe she's just from a One Story Town. Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt She's a Complex Kid.

I'm sure as she grows up, she'll have a Change of Heart and learn to appreciate the musical genius of one TP. She'll learn his music is Something Big. She'll Listen to Her Heart and understand that TP's music is the Best of Everything. She'll think to herself, TP--I've Got a Thing About You. Finding Out about TP's music will bring her great joy and happiness and take her to a Higher Place.

And she'll say to herself, "TP, I'm glad that You and I Will Meet Again. And daddy WB will smile knowingly and say, "Here Comes My Girl."

 

solid. damn solid.

 

As long as her legs don't end up "Into the Great Wide Open," I'm sure WB will be happy.

 

Fantastic, Captain.

 

This is fucking genius. I love all the songs mentioned here, especially "Shadow Of A Doubt".

 

In awe, I am.

 

thanks, folks. To borrow another phrase from the world of rock and roll, just letting the music do the talkin'.

 

that'll be $12.50, chief.

 

pern - i think that post is way more douchebagesque than what you were gunning for. why don't you hit the delete key and be the standup guy we know you are.