Wish the old fart a happy birthday

I still have something to aspire to ... reaching your age. Happy B-Day.

 

Happy Birthday buddy!!

This thread is the first laugh-out-loud funny thread we've had in a while.

I betcha my birthday thread won't be this funny.

 

That's what you think. ;D

 

Happy birthday. If Boots was eating what you're probably eating, that's a pork roll fart we're smelling now.

 

Happy birthday, young feller! Your future is definitely ahead of you.

57? Amazin!'

 

Hopefully, he'll take it like a man.

 

Does that mean he'll have to double-bag it?

 

You guys have three-and-a-half months to work something out.

 

First off, quite inappropriate. Really.

Secondly, I hope my buddy has a happy birthday.

 

Oh, I have my present planned. 8)

 

A happy belated birthday to spnited and a really late one to JR. Class acts and couldn't keep having fun here without either of you.

FJ, give us 3 1/2 months and you'll live to regret it. The key is not telling anyone about birthdays. Keeps you more sane ...

 

All right you assclowns... enough of this birthday bullshit...um, uh, I mean uh ....

thanks to all (well, maybe not boots) for the good wishes, bad wishes, laughs and all the fun this place always provides.

My friend the dickhead can, as always, go fuck himself.

As for the rest of you, I'd say fetch me some beers but I think my sister and brother-in law took care of that part yesterday or, to quote my brother-in-law, "You need another shot of Sambuca in that coffee"

And yes JR you always will be older then me, you decrepit old bastard.

Thanks gang... now

DTGDTN!!!