Wish the old fart a happy birthday

He well-loved your ass? Some things I really don't wanna know. And good luck in your consolation matchup.

 

Suck it, you passive-aggressive jerk.

 

"Go to Hell, you old bastard!"

 

"Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed."

"But sir that's..."

"I said DO IT!!!"

 

But don't worry, I'm sure Goonie Bird will take care of biz against me.

 

Save your birthday money and be the envy of all your non-deceased friends with a new Hoveround!!!

 

So I'm older than Spinited by two days. Fuck.

 

Statistically, you're two days closer to death than he is. Sleep well.

 

Happy Birthday and if you sniff, you can smell my silent fart. It's one of my better ones I might add.

 

Front end, back end, it doesn't matter. When Boots is near, the stench of shit isn't far away.

 

If Boots asks you to bend over to take your birthday spanking, it's not a spanking that you'll get.