Wisconsin nude beach shut down

They have beaches in Wisconsin?

 

Nice parklike one in Milwaukee that was a regular pro beach volleyball tour stop for awhile.

 

From the story:

It appears the actions many are doing while nude, not the act of being nude, are the reasons the government stepped in.

 

That bar must be across the Illinois border.
No one in Wisconsin drinks Bud.

 

When did nudity on a public beach in front of kids going past in boats and canoes become someone's "private" life?

 

At least I won't have to worry about access to affordable birth control.

 

Mutual masturbation in Wisconsin involves a package of bratwurst. Like the people in that state, it's not pretty.

 

This board beach has been shut down for less!

 

It's Wisconsin, of course there's shrinkage!