Wisconsin nude beach shut down

Not sure if this is a bad thing or a good thing. ;D

http://www.clarionledger.com/viewart/20130319/NEWS03/130319033/Nude-beach-shut-down-Wis-weekdays-reduce-sex-drugs

I'm amused that "officials" were shocked that nudity led to increased fucking and whacking off, though.

 

Just shut on weekdays. The sausage fest continues on weekends.

 

you'd think the cold Wisconsin winters would deter people. The shrinkage factor alone, talk pigs-in-a-blanket

 

Wow. I thought Ryan, Walker and the other Wisconsin tea baggers didn't want government interfering in people's private lives.

 

Shagging a dead deer is still OK though?

 

As long as it's wearing an orange vest.

 

Someone's a little touchy this morning. Like I said, they say they don't want government interfering in people's lives, but act otherwise.

 

I'm pretty sure the constitution guarantees life, liberty and the right to hang brain.

 

I'm pretty sure that, if you're on a nude beach in Wisconsin and you aren't having sex with someone or something, you're freeezing to death.

 

Seriously.

 

Ever been there?

Not exactly a lot of "6"s there.

Shutting this place down is not hurting the scenery.

 

A bunch of 6s in Wisconsin, all right!!