Wisconsin governor not celebrating Festivus this year

http://www.madison.com/tct/news/index.php?ntid=109691

"Probably like a lot of people, I'm still sorting out my feelings about it all," Doyle said Friday. "It's pretty hard for me to watch the show right now."

That says a lot coming from a governor whose aides are known to watch "Seinfeld" reruns in their spare time so they can keep up with Doyle's almost encyclopedic knowledge of the episodes.
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In a contentious meeting with Republican legislative leaders in January 2005, Doyle quipped, "What is this, Festivus?" A central part of that holiday is the "airing of the grievances."

Then-Senate Majority Leader Dale Schultz, R-Richland Center, later acknowledged he didn't get the joke.

In happier times:

 

Does that mean he isn't contributing to the Human Fund, either?

 

Now I'm pissed that I voted for him. Festivus is retarded.

 

Festivus is only over when you can pin me, now get down here.

 

Yeah, but is he celebrating Kwanzaa?

 

What a ftard.