Winehouse needs to go to rehab; she made ass at the show, show, show

I don't care what you snobs say. She has a hot body and she's probably super naughty in the sack. Afterwards, or before, we'd get drunk and listen to music. What's the problem?

 

When your dick explodes you'll understand.

 

....and he's not talking a good explosion, either.

 

"Maybe I should see a doctor about that."

 

Hey, that's what condoms are for.

 

Don't say you haven't been warned.

 

Considering you've known the smell of puss for a scant week now, I highly doubt you're a seasoned pro at putting rubbers on anything other than bananas.

 

She looked better when she had more weight on her.

 

Hard to keep weight on when you're smoking, shooting, or snorting everything in sight.

 

Hmmm. You're giving me some ideas. Like I said, I bet Amy -- we're on a first-name basis -- is up for anything.

 

Two things ...

First, she might make you listen to her music.

B, you fall asleep, only to wake up and all your cash and electronics are gone and she's got blow to last the rest of the weekend.

 

Yeah, but is your wife up for it?