Willkommen Bienvenue Welcome C'mon in!

Hey, where are the white women at?

 

No one has said this yet?!

"Badges?! We don't need no steenking badges!"

 

If you weren't married, I'd introduce you to IJAG, The Great Moviegoing Desert of our little company here.

 

"Qualifications?"
"Stampeding cattle."
"That's not much of a qualification."
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky! Sign here."

 

Ladies, gentlemen, rattlesnakes and coyotes, the Count Basie Band.

 

Far too long a thread to go without:

Mongo only pawn, in game..of life.

 

That's what I love about Mel Brooks: Just when you think it couldn't get more off-the-wall, here's a jazz orchestra in the middle of the desert.

 

Or Mel Brooks as a Jewish-Native American.

 

Governor LePetomaine was a fine role, too.
"Think of your secretary, sir. That's right."

 

You will be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for best supporting actor.

 

My next imitation...Jesse Owens!

 

I thought that was from Treasure of the Sierra Madre.