Will you marry me Kaylee

Well, Bubbler, I'm feeling like I need to assert my independence here, so yeah, theres plenty of room in my bed tonight.

You ARE okay with goatplay, right?

 

Male or female goat?

 

Not for me, I'm happily married. I was just doing SJ a service and opening you up to some new horizons -- SJ's singles!

Though I suspect the only thing at the end of a rainbow in a relationship with the majority of SJ's men is a half-can of warm Keystone, a stash of porn that's responsible for 1 percent of French Guiana's rain forest depletion and a Hooters calendar counting down the days until Steak-and-BJ day, with the 6's and 9's marked with a pink X instead of another color.

And instead of proposing to you on a theatre marquee, they'd go into their DVR/TiVo options and rename their recording of Debbie Does Dallas to "Kaylee, Will You ATM Marry Me!"

Besides, I'm well past my goat phase.

 

I love you too Bubbler.

 

I wonder how many would frequent this spot myself.

http://www.eyecandycuts.com/index.html

 

Kaylee, boots told me you often have anal sex with your neighbor...is that true?

 

You really should put NSFHIBC on that.

Decoded as, Not Safe For Hampton Inn Business Center.

 

So should I or should I not note that, according to the site, they offer $35 facials?

 

And Crystal can style my hair anytime she wants.

 

Probably you should note that, because for those of us that are out of town for high school football we can't afford $35 facials. I can only reach the $20 area if I still want to drink that night.

 

What the hell would you need WiFi for in this place? Internets porn?

 

Well, I figured a threadjack would come (doesn't it always?) when i started this thread, but I figured there would be some amount of commiseration with the spurned lad. The level of depravity on this board never ceases to amaze me. Keep up the good work!