Will Leitch does anti-ESPN book

Um...joke.

And Smash....they call you Mellow Yellow.

 

I think you're being very kind to Salisbury.

 

Yep. Could be.

But that would necessitate the airing of one's dirty laundry in court.

If you don't care, Mr. ESPN Personality . . . hey . . . be our guest.

 

That's a good point. But one of these days, one of these sites will run something egregious enough to lead to legal action.

It's as inevitable as a Rivals or Scout recruiting writer getting caught up in an NCAA investigation.

 

You asked that in public, right?

 

I guess poin's Secret Santa knows what to get him next year.

 

Quite rightly.

 

Better than the Hurdy Gurdy Man, I suppose.

I don't see how Van Pelt's vignette is lumped with those of Berman and Salisbury. Doesn't seem like anything too terrible to me -- in fact, I think I've probably left similar voice mails once or twice.

Not quite like the voice mail Pat O'Brien left a few years back.

 

E-lec-trical banannn-a is gonna be a sudden craze.

 

My guess is at some point, someone who writes for Deadspin got rejected at a job interview in Bristol.

 

"Jennier Juniper" is the alltime lowest of the dreck.

 

What page is Erin Andrews on?