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Will Barbaro go to Heaven?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Feb 4, 2007.

  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    He was at the glue factory 10 minutes after he died.
  2. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    C'mon... Dog food maybe... :)
  3. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

  4. A Jehovah's Witness once told me lions go to heaven, or whatever they call it, but they don't have any teeth ... not very heavenly for the lion ... and what about my dog ... does he get his balls back in heaven?

    Humans have an f'ed up way at looking at the world, I don't care what religion they are ...
  5. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    There was something in National Lampoon in the 1970s: drawing of a dog, caption said: "I'm their pet. They love me. They cut my balls off."
  6. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    Barbaro was an American. Americans are God's chosen people. Therefore, Barbaro is going to heaven. End of debate.
  7. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member


    No dog food, for you.
  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Give me Citation, Seabiscuit and Ruffian.
  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    No. He's going to Iowa.
  10. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Sorry Starman, but Big Red has got to be in any trifecta.... I like Secretariat, Citation and Seabiscuit straight, then add Seattle Slew boxed in a quinella.
  11. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Considering that almost every good horse is dead, Barbaro would be lucky to show in a Grade I race at Afterlife Downs.
  12. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    If South Park has taught me nothing, it's that if he's not Mormon, he's not going.
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