Wife catches husband allegedly having sex w/ family dog

Too bad she can't tell her pit bull father. That might set some things straight.

 

He was just giving the dog a bone. What's wrong with that? :

 

knick-knack paddywhack ...

 

That's how the guy who loved farm animals got caught, you know. The pig squealed on him.

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Phillip: Terrance, you pig fucker!

Terrance: Phillip, why did you call me a pig fucker?

Phillip: Well, first of all, because you fuck pigs.

Terrance: Oh yeah!

 

Melissa Gilbert did get down with a pooch on Nip/Tuck. It's amazing what they can get people to do on that show.

As heinous and disgusting as banging your dog is, did anyone else think the bail of $300K was a bit excessive?

 

Yeah, she spread peanut butter on her -- well, you know.

 

Two guys are walking out of a building when they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy turns to the second and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The second guy replies, "You'll probably have to pet him nicely."

 

We had one of those in the southern part of our area a few years back.
Farmer heard squeals from the barn, walked in and caught a guy, pants around the ankles, screwing a pig.
BTW, I'm glad the dog was female 'cause if the guy was caught screwing a male dog, well, than that would be perverted.

 

Paging Boots. . . Boots to the dog screwing thread please.

 

I told my wife this story tonight on the way to dinner as a reminder that believe it or not, there are women out there who have to live with even more day-to-day humiliation than she does as a result of their marital choices.

I also attempted to convince her that if my options were a pit bull or one of the nubile young female interns in the newsroom, we'd all be happier in the long run going the intern route.

Sadly, while she bought into the first part of the story, the second part, well, let's just say it ended not so well. ;D

 

Your wife is a saint, lono. A saint!

 

Yeah, she rocks. Even if she is married to a looser.