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Wife catches husband allegedly having sex w/ family dog

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Oct 20, 2006.

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  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    "Yeah, well your mom was too fucking ugly!"
     
    Bubbler, Oct 21, 2006
    #37
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    A real ruff-rider.
     
    Songbird, Oct 21, 2006
    #38
  3. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Wasn't there an episode of Nip/Tuck where Melissa Gilbert had an affair with a dog?
     
    Smallpotatoes, Oct 21, 2006
    #39
  4. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Reminds me of a joke -- what's the only thing meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

    The guy that gave it to him.

    wokka-wokka-wokka
     
    Double J, Oct 21, 2006
    #40
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Unavailable for comment: Senator Rick "Man On Dog" Santorum.
     
    Football_Bat, Oct 21, 2006
    #41
  6. lono

    lono Active Member

    I'm picturing a mugshot of this dumbfuck on one page one, as a reefer to the B section, where the story runs.

    You know what the reefer head has to say? Screwing The Pooch
     
    lono, Oct 21, 2006
    #42
  7. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    I have two initial thoughts:

    1. Remember that STD warning about how you're really sleeping with all of your partner's lovers? Yeeeechh.

    2. The guy's probably pretty lucky he got caught before asking the Pit bull for some head.
     
    cranberry, Oct 21, 2006
    #43
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Did he finish on the dog's grill?
     
    Chef, Oct 21, 2006
    #44
  9. GuessWho

    GuessWho Active Member

    See ya there.
     
    GuessWho, Oct 21, 2006
    #45
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I blame Bush
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 21, 2006
    #46
  11. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Has anybody asked the dog if it was good for her/him?

    Have we established whether it was a male or female?
     
    Montezuma's Revenge, Oct 21, 2006
    #47
  12. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    It was a lady dog: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061021/ap_on_fe_st/bestiality_charge_3

    McPhail's wife told investigators that she found her husband on their back porch Wednesday night having intercourse with their 4-year-old female pit bull terrier, the Pierce County sheriff's office report said. The dog was squealing and crying, according to charging papers. :-\ :(
     
    Perry White, Oct 21, 2006
    #48
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