Wife catches husband allegedly having sex w/ family dog

I heard the dog faked it.

 

"You really love animals, don't you Ace?"

"If it gets cold enough."

 

Nah, he was too busy shitting the bed.

 

And they called it puppy love
Oh, I guess they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so

 

Best thread in weeks.

 

How did this woman get pictures?
Did she see her husband on the porch screwing the pooch, go get a camera or her cell phone and then take pictures?
Even assuming she had her cell phone in her hand when she witnessed her husband getting some doggie style, wouldn't her first reaction be to yell or scream, to run out on the porch?
Did she suspect that this type of thing was going on? Was she trying to catch him in the act?

 

Maybe she just likes to watch.

 

Seriously, though.
She turned him in to the cops, which is a good thing. She should have.
Now she should take her kids to another state so they don't have to get teased about this.
But I can't help wondering what the reaction is when you find someone, let alone a loved one/spouse, f*cking a dog.
I think I would yell at the person and knock him off the thing.

 

The irony of all this was that they were found in the missionary position.

Contrary to belief, not all dogs like it doggie style. Or so I'm told, er I mean, or so I read somewhere ... accidentally ... while Googling Bible passages. Yeah, that's it.

 

"I looooooooooove animals." [/brentfromjayandsilentbobstrikesback]

 

Another state? Try another hemisphere.

Those poor kids. They'll never one-up their buddies in "your mother/father" jokes.

"Yeah well your mom's a whore!"
"Yeah? Your dad fucks dogs."
"Shit. You got me there."