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Why you don't root for the Giants in a house full of Cowboys fans

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Angola!, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Love it... not a yellow flag to be found :)
     
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  2. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I don't consider booze-free weddings legitimate.
     
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's a good theory. Thank God I'm going to be in all of my friends' weddings. Since they know my stance on booze-free shindigs, they're all going to stock the bar and cover the tab. Either that or I'll just bring my own.
     
  4. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Good, because a wedding without booze is about as much fun as getting poked in the eye with a rusty knife.
     
  5. I don't think the knife has to be rusty to make than unpleasant.
     
  6. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Couldn't the rust give you Tetanus or something?
     
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Yeah, but I don't think it's an instant deal. I've never heard of someone getting stabbed and saying, "Oh, fuck. That fucking hurt. And, oh my, the Tetanus stings, too."
     
  8. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    True. But I bet the Tetanus is no fucking picnic when it gets there. I bet it announces its presence with authority.
     
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Like explosive diarrhea or BYH.
     
  10. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Or pre-Dusty Baker Prior/Wood.
     
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Oh, right ... when they had promising futures. Those were good times.
     
  12. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Good times is a relative term when you're a Cubs fan.
     
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