Why would anyone write, or say, that Favre has finally "retired for good?"

Favre will be back. He's more likely to get love from Ed Werder than he is from Deanna.

 

Well, they both have mustaches. If Brett just closes his eyes...he won't even notice.

 

He'll notice. Werder will do all of things that most wives don't.

 

Newest Favre Allegations Get The NMA Taiwanese Animation Treatment Some great visuals in this one, including a literal slab of meat, the "Most Vilified Pervert" Award, and, yes of course gunslinger orgasm

 

Tennessee QB job just opened up, Favre could play closer to home

 

the "Most Vilified Pervert" Award, Rex Ryan you have company!!

 

Didn't quite know which of the million Favre threads to resurrect. Enjoy!

Brett Favre joining 'Dancing With The Stars' Season 12 cast?

ABC plans to announce the new cast of Dancing With The Stars on Feb. 28 during The Bachelor. So we went in search of buzz about who might take the floor this time around.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/02/brett-favre-joining-dancing-with-the-stars-season-12-cast/1

 

It will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever happen.

Kurt Warner started this rumor by mentioning that he hopes they would go after Favre.

If I'm wrong, I'll come back and apologize.

 

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/41843/could-eagles-sign-brett-favre-for-real

 

Good Lord. This might be the only story that depresses me more than the debt ceiling saga today.

 

http://yfrog.com/epy1fpj

 

And that's why he can't stay out of the news. Because those responsible for such things just won't let him stay out.

Reminds me of the old CBS mantra, "When in doubt, give 'em the Cowboys."

Now it's just, "can't break any news . . . just throw Favre's name out there and watch the teeth gnashing."