"Why We Cheat"

Dam, that might be the most perfect post ever made on SJ. Crisp, pointed, wry and perfectly spelled.

 

The part about the close shave is a little dated. These days, the Esquire Man is trying soooo very hard to maintain his pretentiously unpretentious 36-hour growth and carefully mussed hair.

 

I would, however, like the recipe for the Manhattan that tastes like the future.

Perhaps we could put it in a screen box with a teaser to the Mad Men preview.

 

But one must still trim and shave, mustn't one?

One must.

www.esquire.com/style/tips/how-to-grow-a-beard

www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/gilette-fusion-proglide-styler-review-021412

 

Um, what year do you think this is? 2010? Get current, man.

 

Frank Ridgeway would be lost without Esquire. I wonder if he has switched over to the 36 hour growth.

 

Scruffy up top. Clean shaven below.

It's not rocket science.

 

Not necessarily pertaining to the article, but cheating on a spouse has to be the worse thing one could do. No, I haven't been cheated on (that I know of), but I just saw a facebook post from a buddy of mine that pretty much read, "Great f&*&^^&^ birthday present I just got . . . found out wife's been cheating on me since January."

I swear, I would almost rather be offed by my wife than find out she was cheating on me. Living with that has to be tough. And as an earlier poster put, yes, both parties are equally at fault if he/she knew the other person was married. What the fuck is wrong with people? If you aren't happy in your marriage, then get out, then move on.

 

This post brought some not-so-welcome images to my head

 

I don't get this. Why do people want to make stuff like this public?

 

How would you like to be the poor schmuck who had to fact-check this item?

And can I also ask.....is that even possible?

 

Hey, Maxim was the best freelance gig I ever had!

And no, I'm not joking.