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Why was Albert Pujols not in the dugout when lineups were introduced?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BYH, Oct 21, 2006.


Where was Albert Pujols when he was supposed to be ready for introductions?

  1. Applying rogaine

    1 vote(s)
  2. Injecting HGH

    3 vote(s)
  3. Taking a nap because he's 47 years old

    2 vote(s)
  4. Coming up with excuses why Verlander isn't any good

    1 vote(s)
  5. Surfing SJ.com on the crapper

    8 vote(s)
  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Could have gargled too.. voice was a bit rugged, even for Seger
  2. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Isn't that Janet Reno?
  3. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Nah, Janet had her dance party tonight.....

  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Just take that old toothpaste off the shelf...think I'll let my teeth rot by themselves...
  5. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    A strong wind could dislodge those teeth.
  6. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Unless the accompaniment is syringe filled to the brim with novocaine.
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Poll question #5 is the answer.

    Albert was in the can.

  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Separated at birth?

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  9. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Seems John Cougar got trapped in the same Comerica Park jail cell that contained Pujols last night.
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