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Why was Albert Pujols not in the dugout when lineups were introduced?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BYH, Oct 21, 2006.

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Where was Albert Pujols when he was supposed to be ready for introductions?

  1. Applying rogaine

    1 vote(s)
    6.7%

  2. Injecting HGH

    3 vote(s)
    20.0%

  3. Taking a nap because he's 47 years old

    2 vote(s)
    13.3%

  4. Coming up with excuses why Verlander isn't any good

    1 vote(s)
    6.7%

  5. Surfing SJ.com on the crapper

    8 vote(s)
    53.3%
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  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Could have gargled too.. voice was a bit rugged, even for Seger
     
    slappy4428, Oct 22, 2006
    #13
  2. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Isn't that Janet Reno?
     
    Sea Bass, Oct 22, 2006
    #14
  3. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Nah, Janet had her dance party tonight.....

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    PopeDirkBenedict, Oct 22, 2006
    #15
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Just take that old toothpaste off the shelf...think I'll let my teeth rot by themselves...
     
    BYH, Oct 22, 2006
    #16
  5. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    A strong wind could dislodge those teeth.
     
    Herbert Anchovy, Oct 22, 2006
    #17
  6. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Unless the accompaniment is syringe filled to the brim with novocaine.
     
    Columbo, Oct 22, 2006
    #18
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Poll question #5 is the answer.

    Albert was in the can.






    Wocka-wocka-wocka.
     
    Football_Bat, Oct 22, 2006
    #19
  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Separated at birth?

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    Double J, Oct 22, 2006
    #20
  9. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Seems John Cougar got trapped in the same Comerica Park jail cell that contained Pujols last night.
     
    Columbo, Oct 22, 2006
    #21
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