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Why not to have sex.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008.

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  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    36. Because a foreign object is all you have in your trunks.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008
    #37
  2. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    37. You have a complex because her last boyfriend was a Minnesota Viking.
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Dec 8, 2008
    #38
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I don't get it.

    (I know, I know. Please fellate yourselves.)
     
    mike311gd, Dec 8, 2008
    #39
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You sure don't

    38. Because your woman is I Digress, and you have the purple-headed soldier of love, but it won't dance worth crap.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008
    #40
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    39. Because you don't, you know, feel ... fresh.
     
    mike311gd, Dec 8, 2008
    #41
  6. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    40. Because it's Tiger Week on the Golf Channel.
     
    playthrough, Dec 8, 2008
    #42
  7. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    41. Because the fake girlfriend wants your kid sister.
     
    Trey Beamon, Dec 8, 2008
    #43
  8. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    42. Because it's Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.
     
    HC, Dec 8, 2008
    #44
  9. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    43. Because the ancients warned that frequent ejaculation during the winter months leads to the depletion of prenatal chi.
     
    writing irish, Dec 8, 2008
    #45
  10. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    44. Because no matter how good it feels it won't help your fantasy team.
     
    Trey Beamon, Dec 8, 2008
    #46
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    45. Because you'd just be thinking about the fake boyfriend's sister.
     
    imjustagirl, Dec 8, 2008
    #47
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    46. Dooley is can't tear himself away from Facebook.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008
    #48
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