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Why not to have sex.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008.

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  1. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    13. He's too fucking old.
    14. Porn is more inviting.
     
    forever_town, Dec 8, 2008
    #13
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    15. He doesn't accept credit cards.
     
    imjustagirl, Dec 8, 2008
    #14
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    16. She's 18.[/almostfamous]
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008
    #15
  4. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    17. It wasn't a teacher. [/poin]
     
    forever_town, Dec 8, 2008
    #16
  5. John

    John Well-Known Member

    18. You ate chili for dinner.
     
    John, Dec 8, 2008
    #17
  6. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    19. Because even though she graduated it is still awkward because you met her when she was a sophomore
     
    RossLT, Dec 8, 2008
    #18
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    20. Because he doesn't swing that way.
     
    forever_town, Dec 8, 2008
    #19
  8. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    21. Because SHE doesn't swing that way
     
    RossLT, Dec 8, 2008
    #20
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    22. Daddy barged in with a shotgun, and it wasn't to force a threesome.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008
    #21
  10. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Because you banged another chick in an epic session earlier in the day and now your phallus is sore and rigidity/hang time prospects aren't optimal. And explaining the reasons for said condition would likely incur wrath.
     
    writing irish, Dec 8, 2008
    #22
  11. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    24. Because she went to HR.
     
    KYSportsWriter, Dec 8, 2008
    #23
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    25. Rosie O'Donnell is option B
     
    slappy4428, Dec 8, 2008
    #24
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